Todays Comedy - The Bra That Converts to Gas Mask

That's right. A women invented a bra that converts to a gas mask. She hopes one day every women will have one (and won't leave home without it.)

To use the mask , the wearer unsnaps the brassiere from under her shirt, which breaks it into two. Because each cups has hooks on it's side, the strap is wrapped around the head and hooked to the cup, which then goes over the mouth. (This all sounds wonderful if it don't strangle you in the process). Oh and these instructions are not for men.

As the inventor noted in her October acceptance speech at Harvard University, "Isn't it wonderful that women have two breasts, not just one? We can save not only our own lives, but also a man of our choice next to us." (I'm not sure he's going to have dying on his mind as she's taking her bra off and slapping it over his face)

What the newspaper article failed to mention was the price the bra would be. I'm quite sure in today's economy a $200 gas mask bra will sell like crazy.

The article also failed to mention anything about comfort............but I can't understand why.