Friday, October 23, 2009

Todays Humor - The Hilarious Store Incident

This child was running through the grocery store wild and out of control - obviously there is no discipline. He was tearing around the corner when he tripped and fell into a large cereal display.

The tall cereal display came tumbling down on top of him - he was unharmed.

But the boxes tripped this middle aged man who was carrying a gallon of milk. As he came slamming to the floor the plastic milk bottle somehow burst with the milk sprawling all over the floor.

Right then a 3 year old girl walking so harmless beside her grandfather with her dress shoes on slipped on the milk. She laid there in the milk crying because she was cold, wet and terribly hurt that her pretty dress was full of milk.

Just then her grandfather bent over to help the poor little girl up and would you believe his teeth fell out of his mouth right into the milk. He yelled and carried on like a nut. His 3 year old granddaughter said "it's OK grand pop Grams teeth fall out too"

The manager said "I don't get paid to handle stuff like this".

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