Todays Comedy - Comical Workers!

True stories from the work place!!!!!!!!!!

A man from the South got to work 1 and 1/2 hours late and did not even call to say he would be late. When the manager asked "why are you so late this morning and why did you not call?" The worker replied "man...................................I just couldn't get up" - The manager was not impressed with his excuse and said "well you can sleep in tomorrow too because you're fired"

One day an employee parked in a visitor parking space because he was running late. The security guard posted this large sticker in front of him right on his car window that said "this space is reserved for visitor parking only" The angry worker peeled the sticker off of his car and threw it in the guards face. A bit later he got called down to the managers office about his inappropriate actions. The other workers heard this man screaming at the manager these words "Do IIII live heeeeerrrre? Arn't I a visitor"?????????????

Some people just don't get it!!