Two Friends went fishing in their boat one day and one of them had to go to the bathroom. Very disgruntled his friend Bob took Fred over to the side of the lake where the woods were so he could go do his business.
About 10-15 minutes later Fred came out of the woods and hopped in the boat and off they went back to their fishing spot. A short time later Bob noticed Fred scratching his behind. He just ignored it until Fred put his hand down his pants and was sort of dancing around. Then Bob had to ask "what in the world is wrong with you? "I don't know said Fred I'm just itching like crazy down there and it wont stop"
Then Bob thought to himself as he watched in amazement as his fishing buddy was out of control................ "Fred.....what exactly did you wipe with? "a leaf" said Fred. "what kind of leaf? Fred said "who cares a leaf is a leaf why do you want to know?"
After another half hour of going crazy Fred finally agreed to show Bob what "leaves" he had wiped with.
Bob begun bursting in laughter and declared "there must be something wrong with you - you wiped your butt with poison oak"
Fred looking so dejected just said "oh know"
"I guess you'll be scratching for a while" (laughing his head off)
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