Todays Comedy - Where Is The Cell Phone?

The other day my wife was expecting an important call on her cell phone.

Her phone begun to ring and she started yelling at me demanding where I placed it. I said "I don't know" (not realizing the reason I did not know is because I did not place it anywhere).

Thinking that I forgot what I did with it she began yelling louder. I started wondering why she was spinning in a wild frenzy - that is until she finally discovered the phone she was yelling at me about was in her back pocket.

I fared pretty well the rest of the day!